Plot twist: I learned it the day before yesterday.

Hi

I don't like to do that, but when I was a teenager, I was shorter than everyone else and my mom taped a piece of paper to the ceiling and made me jump up and tap it 100 times every day. My mom is crazy.

In reality, the bike just toppled over with a little girl on it.

I like the Pikachu better. I mean who is this monkey?

Turns out it's just water

Even if there are zombies doesn't mean you have the right to kill zombies right?

Hi Mr peep

Why don't they go back to the hive?

This bird looks better from the side.

Drive safe, pupper

Their battle will be legendary!

Dang, doesn't work in Chinese.
We say "My mom gave birth to me"
"My mom made me" would be like she created me with magic or something.
:(

When I do this I wake up at 8:29 and I feel like my brain is playing a trick on me.

There was a post a few months ago that was :
If all you do is angrily jerk off to yourself and eat your own sperm you would commit all seven deadly sins at once.

Remember back in the day there was a meme about not talking about 2016 in history?
Seems applicable to every year since then.

He's gotta be really smart

I literally just woke up from a nap with a big assignment that is due in a few hours

2020 has three punches

Also those guys from cells at work