When I see a spider in the shower I scream and make my sister kill it. She's three years younger than me

I will play that

Forever alone...

Me too

So my letter isn't late? It's just not coming? Well fuck I wasted a lot of time checking the mail

dr. seuss is an amazing person. i love dr. seuss

how...

I love Tom hiddleston so much

Why is the cat smiling if it's about to be eaten by the dog

Grease is one of my favorite movies of all time

I say noon thirty

Wtf?

Well this sucks...

Make it die cuz I just did not good for my severe aracnophobia

This is so sweet. I love Disney. And instead of making people feel bad about themselves, why don't you just go through what they went through skipping happily as if your in a field of flowers. She is 10 times stronger than you will EVER be. I self harm and I haves dreamed of meeting a Disney character to save me.

Woodys all "hahahahaha Elmo go suck a sick I got him now!"

What's wrong with Harry's hands...?

Oh dear Ronald

I love this movie so much

It kinda looks like the raccoon is flying away...

I just watched this movie for the first time the other night and I thought this part was REALLY funny. Now it's even funnier

Weeeee...

Yay I'm a pureblood!

Da last one is creepy...