At first I was like "oh this is about murder" then I was like "THE FEELS!"

Ok, but how bout you get real guns and protect me from zombies first?

ya thats cool! not like i would do that... ever...

your so lucky hes the one! if that happened to me and any of my guy friends, they would crack up and never leave me alone about and tell everyone i know.

I wink at them and drive away

Bu-but noooooo

I just saw this in a whole new perspective and I will never unsee it

How do you know this will happen

Actually the mom and dad are usually crying when your born

I want

I can't even

What

Added to my bucket list

Just take the hair and he's a really pale spongebob

I feel us man. I am one with the blankets. They trust me

I'm crying so hard I can't even this is beautiful

This is genius. I went to Costco today what if there was an apocalypse when I was in there and no one realized cuz the zombies couldn't get in

I love her so much

Wtf...

More! More!

I don't like plate laundry. Just normal laundry so I can lay on the warm clothes until they're cold.