This is me except it is with Funsubstance

I would destroy his shit world and send this directly to his wife

Tell him to get a boyfriend since guys don't have periods he is welcome to try that out or shut the hell up.

And the award for Mother of the Year award goes to......

Most if this fits my boyfriend :( he would never cheat because he barely has time for me too!

I was not aware we couldn't post selfies, what if they are fun?? I think everyone should post a selfie but doing something "fun"

For everyone down voting ugh what little girl you know what's to be sushi for Halloween? I mean they all want to be princesses

Is she dressed like sushi because she is Asian?

I don't see the problem with listening to Taylor Swift? I love her

I agree but if it's okay for the Woman to back out and get the abortion without so much as a word from someone else then the man should be allowed to do so as well without a word from anyone else. Fairs fair damn it! Not that I am running from anyone don't get me wrong, I can't wait to have kids of my own

No I hate to tell you but doing so is just like giving your kids the go ahead. Sure it's great kids go ahead and screw it's no big. It wasn't taboo in my house growing up but my parents also weren't wreckless adults who said here is the go ahead and do it either.

I am totally confused how this is good parenting? This is horrible parenting !

I believe that's only if you get caught

I am pretty sure I would become a gym rat if he was my equipment too.

Just pointing out that including myself there sure are a lot of gay males up in here lol

I am gay and I lost interest at that face.

Lol not in Texas sweetheart laws are a little different here.

I hate reading about spiders because then I am grossed out and I can feel them on my legs even though nothing is there

Oh this is my cover to my Facebook no lie!

Dale isn't a English word.

I believe that called prostitution??