User cvjose07 Banned

Battle of little big pen*s 23 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
What about artificial insemination? I ain't sticking my dick in no woman, I want kids but there is a line!
How to ride your bike in the middle of the road 7 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
And pray to God no one hits you, because at that point you're pretty much fucking toast
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Internet Friends vs Real Friends? 12 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
This literally happened last night with me, my dude was all prissy and I was all happy and neither wanted to cave to the others emotions.
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All I could do is laugh 8 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
No I totally understand this post! I go in to get points on my gold card and the guy thinks I am cute so always gives me free coffee. Legit true story. You just have to understand you have to get 30 points a year to keep your gold card
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No Worries Grandma... 4 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I believe that says mother??
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Disney: How times have changed 9 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I think Raven looks so hot
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The grossest, prettiest Christmas present. 24 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Can you just buy me a string of pearls??
Disney: How times have changed 9 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I figured they were going with the girls on the show in which case it should have been. The Tauny or Ren?
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Man secrets 22 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Guest I will repost about number 8
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Night tumblr.... 3 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
People wonder why I don't eat seafood??
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Man secrets 22 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Yeah I am gay, and yes I have met dudes that have straight told me that they weren't interested because they aren't gay and I have had to deflat that ego real quick. It's annoying like do straight guys want every girl they see?? No! So why would I want every guy I see?
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Man secrets 22 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Thank you! Someone finally gets 19!!! I hate when straight dudes get defensive, like dude you're not even cute
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This should be common sense 4 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Oh this post was for me because I really needed to be reminded of this today lol i
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We'll swing our buddy by his hands and legs and throw him into the pool. 9 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I mean he did look pretty limp falling into the pool
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We'll swing our buddy by his hands and legs and throw him into the pool. 9 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I wonder if that dude didn't totally break his back
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My favorite line from Frozen 23 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Woah Woah Woah who said anything was wrong with things shaped like dicks??
Can u not 3 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Dat ass
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Feels bro 7 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Maybe you are the karma and this time you watch his heart get ripped out and stomped on..
My favorite line from Frozen 23 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Yo Lime894 I am going to need you to just let it go!
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Yeesh, that can't be the first time in forever that Elsa's said that 7 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who wonders if people really sit around making Facebook accounts just for the laughs??
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His tweets are the kanye best 9 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Yet he still bows down to Chuck Norris
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decided to do a selfie. 41 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
I am not a straight male and I totally stared at those Abs.. wow
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What?! 15 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Well here I thought it was ratchet for beau.
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I Regret Nothing... 4 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
Dog does have a sad look on his face. Like you need friends face your parents make when you say something that you think funny but everyone else thinks is weird
ಠ_ಠ I dont even know anymore.... 55 comments
cvjose07 · 10 years ago
It is only No homo if they call it before the action
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