Have u ever thought about riding a duck

Jump in a train and get away

I'm gonna move... To Uranus. Yolo right

I don't like cats so I don't care about this pictur. It made me care less about cats

Passwords are for loooooosers

Spoiler alert... I let the dogs out. Don't tell

She must've took them to Pizza Hut

Chairs make my butt hurt too. That's y I sit on people...

Does anyone else see the face in the background

Wouldn't it be weird if an elephant stomped on him while he was down

Only buzz light year can find a meteor

Are unicorns big?

0 fucks given

Must've been a long test

Stares at it for to long, goes blind

Justin bieber can do this