Chip skylar=Justin bieber

Is this supposed to be scary because it is

Now lets all agree, to never be creative again (British accent)

Bad luck to spill salt

What if u forget where the band aid is

But he'll be your boyfriend

I can't believe I live on a planet with people this dumb

There may be 29 people but only two are pointing, meaning only two fucks were given that day

The crusty krab

I figured out how to take them off

Nonexistent like your dick

Is he drinking Tylenol by any chance

InB4CharlieSheen

By the time I prepare all of this the mosquito will be gone

Caution:wear shoes

Just be happy that Dick's doesn't sell erasers

I'm such a badass I liked this picture...... *whispers* i didn't even read it. *oooooooo*

What makes it even funnier is that mayo is white, The color of...

Delete it