How does "housewife" translate to "consumer?" I saw a suggestion somewhere to replace "housewife" and "househusband" with "housespouse." I'm all in on that one.

Those drawers are for shoving all that crap you don't feel like putting away. Like under the bed, but for adults.

Then maturity must not hit until the forties, because I'm in my thirties and I still flee up the stairs like a lil bitch.

It wasn't us. We were on the moon. With Steve.

No, this is equality: Ew, shave or don't take pictures! Hairy legs are gross af!

Some mother fish, called mouthbrooders, hide their babies in their mouths (risky yes, a few can and do get swallowed). That might be what's going on here.

Of course not. Abdi the neurosurgeon probably went through the process of getting a visa, moving to the country legally, applying for permanent resident or citizenship status, and paying taxes on his own tax ID number. Abdi the neurosurgeon is the immigrant Kate isn't worried about. Kate without a degree is probably a little more worried about the unskilled person who crossed the border illegally, works low-skill labor under the table, can't get a driver's license and so may drive unlicensed and possibly uninsured, and doesn't have access to SSN-required healthcare and so may end up draining thousands of dollars from emergency care (life-saving emergency treatment is guaranteed in ERs, preventative care is not) if something bad happens to them. In reality, Kate doesn't have to worry about either because neither is actually taking her job, but Abdi the neurosurgeon should probably be a little pissed that he did everything right to get here and somebody else just walked across a border.

Equality isn't about men and women being the same, this is a terrible argument. It's about equal opportunity. Equality means that if you hire a man and a woman with equal credentials, you pay them the same. It means you give both a new father and mother leave to bond with their new baby if they need it, and you let both parents return to work after without penalty. It means that if a woman is physically capable of a job, even if the bar is high and a lot of other women aren't, you let her do the job. It means if a man is the stay at home parent in a family, he gets the same respect as a woman and you don't berate him and put him down. It means you accept that as our world becomes more and more automated, physical differences become less of an issue, and that you accept that men and women can both sometimes be fragile without one being told he's not masculine enough and the other being told she's overemotional. Equality is equal opportunity to try.