Im only 15 it should still feel like Christmas right?

I would've probably busted out laughing and the person would be so confused

I laughed way too hard at this

I've always thought that

Oh my god!

Yep I got one

This is trippy

Mine is jealousy

Best metaphor ever

Well ok then this creeps me out

"Um sweetheart the baby is on fire"
"Well do something about it I'm on fs"

"Be cool bitch you look desperate" lol

I loved that show

Poor things

I repeat a megaphone

Omg I love anteaters

But... But my name begins with "L"