"Tips please, we need vacations"

There's no more camaras! Stop drilling

Snorlax is there ^_^

Waitresses always appreciate this.

Get a credit card and people will ask for your autograph

Dirdy Birdy !!

I need this!

Not good to read this when you're getting a hair cut

I should've read this before coming to work

I literally spit on my phone trying to hold the laugh. Omg! XD

Shahrukh Khan

The title is the best

The title