Went to the air Force museum yesterday in my boy scout uniform and people kept thanking me for my service.

I personally think it looks better in the first picture.

Super awesome

The protozoa she told you not to worry about.

That's the way to my heart

Wow

Secret soup!!

So...hipsters welcome?

I must know

He looks like a balloon in a parade.

The old joke in this situation is the wheelbarrow is worth more than the money in it.

Cancer room?

Thank God we're exiting winter for the season of construction.

That's not Bob Marley

That spoon knows why.

Wah wah

Could we please stop posting this?

The break stopped when he was fired.

I loled a good 10 minutes.