Ew

She's wonderful

My wife had a $100 bill and scanned in her coupons from her phone and brought it down to$60. If you need to save money and you're not using coupons you're wasting your money.

Thanks for sending me on a Wikipedia death spiral. :)

He worked his butt off for those. Girls would be lucky to have him.

Savage

It's the hill tweeting that so not exactly"national". That's a wonky political site.

My mind is blown

Went to the air Force museum yesterday in my boy scout uniform and people kept thanking me for my service.

I personally think it looks better in the first picture.

Super awesome

The protozoa she told you not to worry about.

That's the way to my heart

Wow

Secret soup!!

So...hipsters welcome?

I must know

He looks like a balloon in a parade.

The old joke in this situation is the wheelbarrow is worth more than the money in it.