How my friend deals with creeps messaging her 23 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
"When I get horny, I throw up" Sounds like periods.
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Explaining birds and the bees 6 comments
Rugby vs. American football 40 comments
The great lachlan police 9 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
>Maybe you've been ripped off, recieved a bad batch or are under a payment plan?"
>"Under a payment plan"
> Inb4 Colorado in 4 years.
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>"Under a payment plan"
> Inb4 Colorado in 4 years.
pew pew 5 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
Fires the blood of Jesus Christ for bullets, in an attempt to destroy demons of the earth.
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This stingray has some serious personal space issues 8 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
He's been jammed in there with all those other stingrays so I don't see a problem.
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Edited 10 years ago
What Things Should Be Called 12 comments
Oh waifu 2 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
I once had an Akemi Homura waifu like you, but then I took an Inami Mahiru to the knee. (Heart)
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Alternate Names For Everyday Things... 4 comments
daniel696
· 10 years ago
Wait... so you want me to turn the name for my bedroom into the name for my bathroom?
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