Daniel696

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How my friend deals with creeps messaging her 23 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
"When I get horny, I throw up" Sounds like periods.
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Smooth 3 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Let's get nerdy. :P
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Explaining birds and the bees 6 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Well... that's one way of "doing" it.
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Sh*t Sh*t 8 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
I saw this in one of my school textbooks before.
It is just plain evil 11 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
#Funsubstanceproblems
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Showed up on my fb feed today 9 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Its called NSFW people use it.
Rugby vs. American football 40 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
You may also get some crotch protection, if you're lucky.
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They couldn't handle it 19 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Not sure if like or not.
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Nopoctopus (well, actually, it's a squid, but eh!) 6 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Why is he heading into the ocean if thats where these things live.
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oh 19 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
^
common task made easier. 9 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
I need this... for stuff...
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GUY GUYS!!! Steve 14 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Oh yeah... I remember this guy.
The great lachlan police 9 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
>Maybe you've been ripped off, recieved a bad batch or are under a payment plan?"
>"Under a payment plan"
> Inb4 Colorado in 4 years.
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Long love the king 9 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
You bastard.
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pew pew 5 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Fires the blood of Jesus Christ for bullets, in an attempt to destroy demons of the earth.
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This stingray has some serious personal space issues 8 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
He's been jammed in there with all those other stingrays so I don't see a problem.
· Edited 10 years ago
What Things Should Be Called 12 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
The title should be called: "What people call things when they're high."
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Oh waifu 2 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
I once had an Akemi Homura waifu like you, but then I took an Inami Mahiru to the knee. (Heart)
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Fun optical illusion 16 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
"Still a massive twat"
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Alternate Names For Everyday Things... 4 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Wait... so you want me to turn the name for my bedroom into the name for my bathroom?
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Well thank goodness someone closed the door 5 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Wat?
Bishop 6 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Omg this is gold
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Badass 4 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Sounds more adorable than badass if you ask me.
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If you're lazy and don't wanna do dishes 7 comments
daniel696 · 10 years ago
Use a plastic bowl