Employee of the month 9 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
I know. and i still read it every time and feel amased by this guy's skill
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pokemon 3 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
SURPRISED???? THATS HECK NO.
I'd be fucking TERRIFIED. And I'd surely get out of there faster than you can say anything at all
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I'd be fucking TERRIFIED. And I'd surely get out of there faster than you can say anything at all
Kids are different these days 7 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
that explains why babies annoy the heck out of us. they just want to go back to hell. and maybe bring us with them
Kids are different these days 7 comments
Alternate Universes Ahead! 2 comments
Tattoos are for grand gestures 10 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
i'd write a big No in permanent marker under that, just for fun. and after seeing the despair on his face and the happines fade away from his eyes, i'd finally say yes......probably
Speed dating in NYC 11 comments
Yay government 4 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
The king has spoken!!!!!
listen to his great words of wisdom
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Edited 9 years ago
listen to his great words of wisdom
The wolf of winter 5 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
and as usual, the first thing that pops into my head is Game of Thrones
thanks for the remainder and the pain!
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thanks for the remainder and the pain!
Why god, why? 24 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
teacher: why are you taking your bag with you?
me: i just can't pee without it. the bag makes me more relaxed!!!!!!
teacher:.........
teacher: .......
whole class: .......
me: HOW 'BOUT THAT MRS. EXPOSING BASTARD!!!
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me: i just can't pee without it. the bag makes me more relaxed!!!!!!
teacher:.........
teacher: .......
whole class: .......
me: HOW 'BOUT THAT MRS. EXPOSING BASTARD!!!
& numerous lyrics 4 comments
A pick up like to sound smart! 14 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
actually.....this wont work on me
i would do ANYTHING to solve this myself. I am THAT BAD. i just cant quit
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i would do ANYTHING to solve this myself. I am THAT BAD. i just cant quit
Haircut - fixed 6 comments
you're so cute 90 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
That's why i dont like when people call me cute. Im just SOOOO CONFUSED about what kind of cute they mean.
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i think we all need this. 8 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
duh...thats simple
cry for 5657 months, comain and talk nonstop to everyone about it and then finally find something else to watch and be obssesd about
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cry for 5657 months, comain and talk nonstop to everyone about it and then finally find something else to watch and be obssesd about
Not a bad place to camp with some friends! 10 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
imagine being pushed in that lake......
i'll 100%do that to my friends( dont worry, they are GREAT swimmers)
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i'll 100%do that to my friends( dont worry, they are GREAT swimmers)
The awesome Christopher Lee 9 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
the world just lost one of it's biggest treasures masked as an amazingly talanted actor, an incredible man and a walking legend
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