dark_lord

dark_lord


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Black chin cat 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
are you telling me you didnt paint that on purpose???!?!?!
Bedtime 6 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
now i miss my childhood!!!
:'(
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A couple of boxes, some Solo cups, and some blue paint... A lego costume 10 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
at least uo are not ashamed of it, but then, fear is a superpower
A couple of boxes, some Solo cups, and some blue paint... A lego costume 10 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
yeah, now that it doesnt hurt, you became brave, dont you????
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Which one are you? 27 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Accurate
Jar kitten 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
IVE GOT A JAR OF KITTENS!!!!
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A couple of boxes, some Solo cups, and some blue paint... A lego costume 10 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and the first lego that you certanly wont step upon
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Waiting for Obama's move 8 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i love patrick and from now on he will be a LEGEND for me
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Only reasonable reaction 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
well, usually when i feel smth on my shoulder I remember that "BUG" on Donna's back on Doctor who, and i beacuse of that traumazing experience i thought her reaction seemed highly appropriate
Pool basement 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and make sure there is nobody home
Here is a pocket penguin for you 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
well i dont have one and YOU JUST MADE ME FREAKISH SAD. and here i was in a good mood and you RUINED IT
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Whenever I read a new book 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Are you spying on me?????
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Let it be known 7 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
you can be smart and hot. And a girl like that is nothing but DANGER
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Here is the difference 31 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i said unless youRe Sherlock, meaning he doesnt apply
sorry for the misunderstanding, if there was one
Here is the difference 31 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
well, this applies, unless youre sherlock
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Life without timekeeping 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
depends in what you are watching or reading. in I'm Legend the animals were also affected
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Romania 12 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
wow. that was a lot of f*cks ive just read. i think you just consumed all your credit/priviledge/wrights for the next 5 years. id suggest you stop and think about what have you just done! you just went on an dark way...
wish you all the best f*uckless 5 years!! :D
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I'm done with dating sites 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Oh my gods, wait till Jason finds out about this. Hes gonna be MAAAAD....
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Math works in mysterious ways 4 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
and what am i going to do with this information, besides being amazed by it?
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I wish it was 20 degrees...even if it was 20° C 13 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
i read this over 5 times and thought WHAT THE HELL. bellow 20 is my favourite temperature. neither hot nor freezing. perfect for pants and sleves. then i looked at the title and i remembered that not everybody uses Celsius
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Takes me 21 birthday cycles to realize this 17 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
im born in the middle of winter!!!!
so i was made sometime in march or april.
This will save us! 8 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
but what if they say both their names on the first try?
how do you get out of THAT ONE???
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SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHO-SHOTS 9 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
Who didnt do this hasnt lived at all
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Tattoo of the date & coordinates where they first met 3 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
even if they do break up, this tattoo wont be as shameful or as bad as a name tattoo. you could just say its the coordinates of a place you really love or make smth up. always better than to explain whose name is written permanently in ink on your skin
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There Are Different Types Of Fans 5 comments
dark_lord · 9 years ago
once like as in one episode or once like the whole thing once?
because im more the whole show in two weeks type of person
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