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Handy dandy Morse code chart for those who don't wanna Google it 3 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
It's easier to learn it with an app. There' a bunch of them if anyone's interested
but i guess if you dont have time to google it then there is no point in even mentioning downloading
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Don't make a fool of yourself 16 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
That will definitely work. No girl will be able to NOT give you her number. And if she doesnt then she is soooo not worth the effort
Purrlurr burr 5 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
He looks so cute....
but i have just seen a documentary on polar bears and apparently they are DANGEROUS
so better start running...or swimming
....but seeing as he is so close better take a picture. then drop dead
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Calculator seems too small 11 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
I am just bored. No hero to fight. So many worlds to rule
i wanted some entertainment and got nothing. All i do is age and constantly lose my nose
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Calculator seems too small 11 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
Is that a sonic screwdriver?
you should save galaxies not go to school
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Heart and Brain 5 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
Oh my....
i think my brain had been blackmailed or simply ran away because it certanly is not present. I do basically everything the heart does...and my friend stops me. I guess she is the brain
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Creativity level 18 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
Mathmatica?
sorry. I had no idea such a word existed. Is it in spanish?
or just an abreviation?
Creativity level 18 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
Maybe it is because the person wanted to show he knows 2 languages.
Or maybe he just got used to how matematica sounds in his language and changed only the last part because Master of Numbers sounds lame in his own language.
or simply Matematica is more cool to draw (considering the simetry between the letters M and A are amazing in this picure) than Mathematics
so stop being such a jerk and simply enjoy the art
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Creativity level 18 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
And in Romanian
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My homeland 126 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
they should add funsubstance land there
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Screw you 11 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
imagine they get together again. how cpuld you cover that?
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Sorry if you dislike long posts :( 21 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
yeah.... now i feel kind of unpolite..can i take my In YOUR FACE back? i am so sorry. should have read it more carefully before getting all happy and proud
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Sorry if you dislike long posts :( 21 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
actually, my password will work perfectly. the first digit is space, and i ALWAYS forget to press it. so IN YOUR FACE!!!!
Pets trying their best to stay warm 9 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
some look absolutely fabulous and proud to be pulling it off while others are like :REALLY HUMAN? REALLY?....so tired of your shit, man
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Hilarious ad placement 9 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
also known as the Herondale' disease nobody from their family can escape it
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i think ima have to guess on this one 28 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
pity lincoln is not one of the choices
Talking to short people 15 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
prepare to run. because edward elric is pissed!!!!
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¿Por que no los dos? 5 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
i love you, pizza !!!
although it is extremely weird talking to a piece of pizza. at least thats what a whole restaurant thought when i did it
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Makes total sense. 8 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
the answer to the: "Why do you even like him?" or "What's so special about him(besides the obvious)?"
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Well... I didn't expect that 4 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
i bet everything he did was just a build-up to this line
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Modern teacher 5 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
you live up to your username
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Leonardo DiCaprio Wins The Oscar For Best Actor! 7 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
brace yourselves: the era of " Remember the times Leo didn't have an Oscar" is coming
I'm pretty sure it wasn't Rons fault it was j.k rowlings 6 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
She did not kill arthur because she wanted harry to have a father figure remain in his life ( and she killed the others suited for the job like james. Sirius. Lupin. And even dumbeldore)
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Are people really this ungrateful? 41 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
Yeah. Maybe she was PMS-ing. And thats really not fun
Are people really this ungrateful? 41 comments
dark_lord · 8 years ago
This roses are PERFECTION!!! how can you make them more fancy???
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