Mark Hamill's Joker blows every other rendition completely out of the water.

Reality Warping. With a single thought you could also have every single one of those other powers too.

He's 93?! He looks in his mid 50s

There is no Leviticus 10:22. Leviticus 10 ends at 20.

Looks more like a Dark Souls boss area.

Amen.

What kind of parents don't let their kids believe in the tooth fairy?

Thats "new"? I was taught that back in 2004 in middle school biology.

Since when are the Dark Knight and Catwoman, "classic films"?

What the fuck is up with the dude holding the phones finger?