+1 for stuart edge, he's a genius

People who work at fast food restaurants or as barristers should be trained for situations like this

They're all retards "one fourth" IT'S CALLED A QUARTER DUMBASS xD

I've been thinking about the whole "coming out" thing a lot recently.
I'm not gay, but I'm pansexual, and a couple of friends think I should "come out" to my dad about it, but I really don't see any reason to unless I am in a non-hetero relationship.
Do you guys think I should or need to come out to him?

I strongly disagree with 9.
I enjoy the feelsubstance posts, I enjoy reading feels posts and feelsing the feels.
I find it fun to be heartbroken or have my faith in humanity restored by said feels posts.
Therefore they are fun posts, despite not being funNY.

Y U NO IMPACT FONT D:

I love how it starts with "I sometimes" as if this is an activity he engages in frequently.

Most skrillex is around 110-160bpm.
Try metronome for a breakcore single, 240+bpm

I swear when she was walking down she touched his butt.
She saw a golden opportunity, and she took it.

5 mins later: -72

at around 0:33 you can hear purring

Britain is like 40 somethingth. But I'm pretty sure we have a higher happiness rating than USA

I remembered my 1 year anniversary, my girlfriend didn't.

PLOT TWIST: She means friend that's a boy >:3

I know this picture from SuicideSheep's DnB Mix "The Journey"
It's a 2 hour long Drum N Bass Mix mostly focussed on chill and liquid drum and bass, featuring futurebound, Camo & Krooked, Netsky and tons more, and it's REALLY good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8MWKsheHxk

Trap em in a glass, throw em out the window. Due to the weight and density of spiders, their terminal velocity (The fastest speed they can ever reach falling on earth's gravity) isn't fast enough to cause them harm. Meaning you could literally throw them off of the Burj Khalifa, and assuming they don't get blown away in the wind, they will land on the ground unharmed.

I felt ashamed because I was about to say "What film series?"

Apple bottom jeans, boots with da fur.

The perfect loop *o*

The correct answer: The egg came first, laid by an animal that wasn't a chicken.

I call bullshit, whatever this is a map of, it's not internet connection, or it's really outdated.