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The wildest things to ever happen to pizza 27 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
the hot dog one is available at dominos in the UK, but the hotdogs are really low quality and have a metallic taste to them, so I stick to the Double Decadence crust *orgasm pizza*
Natural Selection 13 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
yep, they're fighting over homestuck.
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Awh<3 24 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Your brain, even subconciously, can't read somebody elses thoughts and find out that they miss you, so this is false.
One way to pour tea 4 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
She's blowing into the top to push the tea out the spout, there'd be miniscule amounts of spit in it.
The greatest success in cookie history 1 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Don't let the moreos guy see this...
Canadian ghost 17 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Flutterghost
Media manipulation 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I think the point is that the gun is being pointed at his head (He's probably a prisoner given the difference in uniforms) and the media only shows the right half (crops of the gun)
Hard concepts to grasp 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I don't have milk with cereal, in my opinion any cereal worth eating tastes better dry, eaten like popcorn or potato chips.
Created in ms paint by a 98 year old man 3 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Not completely, only the center of his vision. That's why he likes MS Paint, he can zoom in far enough that his partial blindness isn't an issue.
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She still hasn't caught on 9 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
When did he ever mention having sex with her? Maybe he just prefers sleeping in the same bed as her when she's naked.
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Romanian lego car 4 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Built by a romanian who has been called a technical genius, funded by an australian internet entrepeneur who came up with the idea. They've also used as weather balloon to take a lego space shuttle up into "space"
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Hard concepts to grasp 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Lactose Intolerance isn't necesarily a permanent thing, it can easily be treated by ingesting a lot of milk, and usually develops if you don't drink much cows milk early on in your life. Lactose Intolerance is simply your stomach not being used to drinking something it can't properly process, there are only a few things our digestion system can process out of cows milk, calcium being one of them.
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Hard concepts to grasp 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Women continue to produce milk as long as it is being drawn. Stop removing milk from the breasts, the milk production naturally stops.
And how is drinking a human woman's milk worse than drinking a cow's milk?
Twitter kidders 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
No shit dumbass, they're obviously fake.
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I'd like to know 28 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
You're not "supposed" to change bras, because you're not "supposed" to wear them in the first place, they're the leading cause of breast sagging in younger women.
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Yup... 17 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
lemme put it this way, they're saying black guys don't gotta get closer than 6 inches.
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Gatorade 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I see gatorade in the UK
it tastes horrible.
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Why does this even happen? 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
youtube deletes buffered footage after you get so far past it to avoid using up too much RAM on lower end machines.
When I'm starving but the people you're eating with want to say grace 13 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Have you people never seen a lettuce before? They are clearly not cabbages.
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Hard to believe people like this exist 44 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
in the UK there's a mother who's having her third child, she thought it was a girl because her psychic told her it was, and she'd wanted a girl for so long. When she found out it was a boy she was so distressed she took up smoking and drinking whilst still pregnant. She doesn't care what it does to the baby, because it's not the girl she wanted.
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Hard concepts to grasp 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Cows milk, asside from a few of the nutrients, is actually quite unhealthy for humans, infact over 50% of the world's population (over half for all the 50%wits out there) is lactose intolerant. But in western culture we're often raised on cow milk (not from birth, but from a young age) so lactose intolerance is much less common.
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Are we bringing back Animorphs? 9 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Is that pitbull turning into a pitbull?
Febreze commercial 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
except that's not what they do, they get actors and PAY them to say it smells amazing.
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Coolness level 5 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Aircraft carrier* and it's possible the guy with the porche is just driving his parent's car.
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Atoms 2 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
But given that an atom consists of a nucleus (Neutrons and protons connected together in a ball) and electrons orbiting it, where do we define the outer "limits" of the atom? Is it the furthest away an electron gets from the nucleus? The closest? The average distance?