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Being Cold vs. Warm 4 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
All cold food/drink does is lower your internal temperature and causes you to notice the heat more.
Fan just circulates warm air
AC costs electricity
Not everybody has a pool/lives near an ocean/is willing to venture into the depths of the outernet
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Growing up and entering the working life 2 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Unless you're Paris Hilton, in which case you use daddy's hours instead.
Finland's Impressive Education System 50 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
> Smaller population
> Incredibly strict standards for teachers
> Still has as many teachers as NYC
Oh also, in Finland internet access is a legal right
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Bagged Milk 8 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
A cow.
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Let's all do shots.... of milk 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I would just like.. shove the whole thing in my mouth, try to close my mouth properly around it so the milk stays in, then crunch down on it all at once.
Yeah...
Not proud of that...
Fun fact about olaf 11 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
If it's improvised, please provide the source of this information. I'm sick of all of these posts "This funny line was spontaneous, I'm gunna tell people it was improvised on the spot" Provide proof or stop making up bullshit, please.
In this episode of man VS. beast.. 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
You stop that.
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One of these things is not like the other 11 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I wouldn't try a roast banana if I was the one being held over a campfire.
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Biology class in a nutshell 49 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Good on you for rationalizing it like that. Evolution has a lot of evidence to back it up, so I'm actually happy to see you'd rather rationalize it into your beliefs instead of simply refusing to believe in evolution.
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One of these things is not like the other 11 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Agreed, hotdogs are pretty gross. I can't stand the foul, metallic taste they usually have. Give me a real fucking pork sausage pl0x
Amazing fountain in ypres, belgium 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Oh of course. My bad.
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For the s*xual thrill 17 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
"Mater from Cars" Is sorta like "Crater from Mars" I read it and was like "Wait, did I miss some important NASA shit?"
Brains. 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
So what you're saying is no matter how complex a brain is, it can never understand itself... That's deep as shit.
Lawns are stupid 5 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
> Implying tap water isn't recycled sewage water
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Hebrews. 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
It's Walking Dad Jokes.
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Just a dude playing a dude 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
actually, he's a dude playing a dude who's playing a dude disguised as a dude.
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Amazing fountain in ypres, belgium 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
For those who don't get it (it took me about 15 minutes) I think it's held up by a pole in the stream of water.
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How similiar! 4 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Aside from the faces, all of the ziggurats are pure coincidence, because that is the most efficient way to stack rocks.
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Tell mama I love her 1 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Is it bad that I laughed then cried?
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FEELS. 18 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I saw the thumbnail and started tearing up. This scene made my cry so much when I first saw it.
As a server 8 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I was still confused, I was thinking computer server xD
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Some habits should never die 48 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Finally somebody said it.
If only humans were this capable 13 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Props to you hhh, we shouldn't let temporary injuries like that get the better of us.
Good news, bad news 2 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
What show is this?
Graduation cake 8 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Enjoy it, you won't be seeing that much money again for a while.
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