The banana was obviously laced with cocaine.

Like students can afford brands like Wagner and Knoxx

I don't see how this is even remotely true. His walking has a specific tempo, any song at any other tempo and he's off beat.

hot fudge isn't chocolate...

Yes, so much yes, I am officially a "Quiet Athiest"

Why has nobody pointed out that the toy cat is also hugging a toy cat

Trevor noah is awesome

Thoria and Lokette

Aside from the issues everybody-and-their-grandmothers have mentioned regarding state laws and illegal housing and shit. We also have to remember that asshole teens exist who would do something horrible like break into them, break them, or wheel them into a river while the owner is sleeping inside.

Sadly, this is fake. The skin on those fingers is too light to be his fingers. and given the positioning and length of the fingers, they're clearly coming from his direction.