I lost it at that last part.

My favorite Doctor!

Isn't this based on a true story?

I was a bank teller at the time and was flooded with stupid people thinking they were about to lose their money. I repeated the same dialogue hundreds of times.

And I thought I was the only one who counted the items of the people ahead of them.

He's not voting now.

Listening to people breathe doesn't bother me half as bad as hearing them eat. I've told my brother he sounds like a dog licking its ass when he smacks his lips (lil humor).

Well...she just told on herself lol

My son's Autistic and I absolutely love reading stuff like this.

Manuals can be fun to drive

I am that kind of Mom :)

I loved watching this show. Not knowing what exists is both scary and fun.

Adulthood ruined.

She totally deserved that.

It took me longer than expected to figure out it's a dog.

I have a feeling this isn't going to end well..

Someone will always find a reason to start shit.