Is he...giving him pointers too?

Wouldn't hear me complaining

Took me a little bit

And here I was about to fix dinner...scratch that.

Now I've got that damn song stuck in my head.

If you haven't actually gone through actual labor, stfu. It's no where near having menstrual cramps. Imagine this tiny little baby trying to force its way out, whether you're prepared or not.

Too many people are judged upon their looks. Some of the greatest people I have met have been bikers. My son attends a special needs school and one of the biker clubs (name?), does a toy run for the kids and we usually end up having Santa being pulled by a Harley and about 100 bikes have Christmas decorations. This past year makes it their 25th anniversary.

My husband makes fun of me for turning the volume down when I go to park the car.

Even he's getting tired of the shit.

What a Debbie Downer

Alot of female celebrities get plastic surgery that they don't need. I could name a few that looked a hell of a better before.

It's a bunch of tiny condos for insects.

There's a rampage growing in this cat to the likes that no one has ever seen

Poor Jeff

After a night of drinking