DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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Exam answer win 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Using limits.
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Nailed it 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
*Hides beyond an event horizon*
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Nailed it 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You mean badass is it, right?
Nailed it 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Tag
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Galactic opal 4 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It looks more like a nebula, but it is awesome either way.
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Water is one hell of a drug 18 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Even still, $40M is insane. They probably came up with an outrageously ridiculous number and hope to negotiate a settlement that is approaching the high side of reasonable.
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Currently i need it to describe how cold it is 32 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Reminds me of the Scrubs episode: "I megaloathe you all"
Mad skill 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Superrealism is modern art that actually makes sense.
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I always feel like I didn't put enough or too much on my face 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Just read your title. You are super gorgeous, with or without makeup. The only thing your face is missing is mine.
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I always feel like I didn't put enough or too much on my face 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I always try to make people feel good about how they look.
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Thank me later 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I feel like I should let her know that sex works because of hemodynamics, too.
Sings* good way to die 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I thought I was a fatty for eating 4.
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Space rocks infographic 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This covers like 4 chapters in an astronomy or earth/space science book.
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Exam board logic 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Just like "page intentionally left blank", the page isn't literally blank; it is written there so you don't freak out and think you are missing something important.
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Well, you have to give them credit for originality 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
It probably still smelled like 2 tons of weed, too.
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How to know if your girl a hoe 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
This is an example of something that makes sense, would probably work, but is morally despicable and should not be done.
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Street smart 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's actually very ridiculously stupid. It is very common for people to order fries like that.
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Funny, barnes & noble. 11 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
What is actually sad is that reading nothing is probably better than the crap they are reading.
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Fronds 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Smuggest look ever.
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Suspense 2 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Thirsty like a Boston Terrier should be a new saying.
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So far so good 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Anything is better than the salt one, though.
The future of gaming 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
How eloquently adroit.
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Pineapple on pizza? Please, this is worse. 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
As a biologist, I've had to do some unsightly things to dead creatures; no problem. But this made me queasy.
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Mail from Dad 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
So now someone needs to test all sorts of things to see what can be sent through the mail. I'm already on several watch lists.
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So far so good 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
The meme calendar should be the meme of January.