DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


Directions unclear; accidentally aimed a GRB at Earth in the future.

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The fifties 38 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I'll take you to all the fairs, and you will be the fairest one there
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Someone should tell her 13 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
How do you even do that?
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I dare someone to make an FS account called "bearbearbear" 12 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
My favorite is the Vampyroteuthis infernalis, "vampire squid from hell".
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Marry joy 10 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
If I only need 1 sandwich, what does she do for the other 13 minutes and 20 seconds?
It's a trap 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
You trapped yourself.
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Science Caturday: Leaning knows no bounds. 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Is that a mini Smell-O-Scope?
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It's a trap 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's 9 letters...
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That's just about right 7 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I am actually a published literary critic, philosopher, and scientist. So I can rightfully claim at least three of those.
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Beware the Bonnacon 14 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Look up the bombardier beetle for the insect version of this.
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Did they really? 9 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Unfortunately, being unprofessional and excessively/unwelcomingly open about sexuality is very much herd behavior these days. It really isn't anyone's business but your partner's.
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The sun is deafening 8 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
There is so much noise going on in your head: breathing, blood pumping, innate sounds of endo and perilymph, etc. Your brain automatically ignores these sounds unless you really concentrate, in much the same way it ignores the sight of your nose and eyelashes unless you look specifically for them or you ignore how socks feel soon after you put them on. Sensory adaptation is the attenuation of response to a constant stimulus. Chances are good that most organisms would have developed a sense of hearing with a "blind spot" at the frequency range of the sun's noise.
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*hits blunt* 27 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's probably why you want nothing to do with me then. :'(
*hits blunt* 27 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Sapiophile
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*hits blunt* 27 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That's not necessarily true. The different coupling constants (what governs the strength of the fundamental forces) are not obligated to be the same values in all universes within the multiverse. It is more likely that there are an obligatory set of universe where they take on every possible value. In addition, the number of dimensions, the types and number of fundamental forces, and essentially everything else could be different, thus yielding entirely different "laws of physics".
*hits blunt* 27 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Don't die, I'll save you. Over dinner. Trust me, I'm a scientist.
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A California ranch style home completely covered in mirrors 5 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Where do you live? Just wander around until you see yourself; seriously, my house is mirrors.
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It was a good day...... 6 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
More like FBI. Go big or go home.
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Just a normal tuesday in Sweden 41 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
That was a great book. I also enjoyed The River, but I haven't read any of the other sequels.
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*mind blown* 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
I thought this was common knowledge.
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Relatable 18 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Well, there was a bit more to it than that, wasn't there?
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*hits blunt* 27 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
More properly, everything in the universe is composed of a set of fundamental particles that are simultaneously waves. As waves, they have a probabilistic nature and could potentially be observed in essentially an infinite series of different locations and times with different properties at the same time. Each of these observations is correct, and to reconcile this with physical laws that make sense, an infinite series of universes may pop into existence at each instance of time. All of these infinite series' of universes together consist of the multiverse.
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HAHA!!! 3 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Jabba the Hutt
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Evil meatbags 21 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Washing your hands is murdering trillions of bacteria. #alllivesmatter
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Evil meatbags 21 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Pretty sure she meant swallowing something else... from humans.
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These illustrations make it easy to learn chinese 17 comments
darthsagacious · 7 years ago
Future Mrs. Someguy.
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