The best kind of animal. She can sit wherever she wants.

Why is it called Curiosity? Because the prototype got loose and killed a bunch of cats.

Strip clubs

Who thinks of this? *snickering* "omg, what about baked beans in the clock?" They had to be high af

The face on @rwby_rose is priceless

Ok, but why is it half past in one place and on the hour in another?

Well, if the 10 was in binary...

I thought the stats professor was flipping off a student at first glance, so I was wondering why his response was the best ever.

Every single one of us has cancerous cells in our bodies. If you live long enough, I guarantee some of those cancer cells will survive and thrive to the point where they are detectable cancers. However, chemotherapy provides a selective pressure for cancer cells that are not effectively destroyed by those agents. So after a cancer patient completes their treatment, and no more cancer cells are found, the chemotherapeutics have wreaked havoc on their normal body cells and clonal populations of chemoresistant cancer cells are afforded the opportunity to gain a good foothold and thus recur. Both the disease and the current treatments are really shitty.

One day, something really bad will happen in there.

He had that big, non-aerodynamic camera and ran in an awkward position, yet he still pulled out in front.

There's always the chance that a viable form of time travel can bring you to them or vice versa.

Many things that were a huge scientific and engineering breakthrough are used for banal tasks. Knowledge that used to be guarded as scientific secret or at least known only by a few experts in the field is now common knowledge for kids in primary school. We are making progress, we just have no clue how to do it gracefully.

Notice how the one above it starts to do it as well? The cells are responding to signals telling them to divide. Tumors are groups of cells that do this whenever they are bored, without being told to.

Despite all of that, there is definitely still a big luck element to his success. I am not saying that he isn't talented. I am just saying that there are literally millions of people in the U.S. alone that go through the same shit as he does, and probably at least a hundred thousand that would have comparable acting ability if they were in his spot. Lots of people work hard and never get shit from it, so saying that luck has nothing to do with it is equally a spit on them.

My version includes a description of how everything in existence functions, from subatomic particles to subcellular structures to whole organisms to gigantic stars to the entire multiverse.