DarthSagacious

darthsagacious


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His breakup made him change his lifeĀ  10 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
It will help if you start putting on muscle to fill in the loose skin, like he did. It also depends on how quickly you lose weight.
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Where assholes meet 15 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
That's why I'd be in sight of my car. I could easily get inside it and drive it off at the first sign of something like that. Or I could record it if one of them tried to vandalize my car.
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Pretty relatable 14 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
This is probably a wildly unpopular opinion, but I don't think she was particularly beautiful. I've never understood the obsession over her. At least 70% of women I see during everyday activities are at least as attractive as her.
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Mine is an entire wall full of shoes 21 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
The weirdest thing I have in my room is me. Other than that, I guess a set of surgical tools.
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Where assholes meet 15 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
I would park right behind him and go read a book for hours (within sight of my car).
Give me your best quote 23 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
"The universe is a cruel trick. It flaunts knowledge that we can never know, shows us things that we can never understand, taunts us with limitless power we can never achieve, lets us feel enough pleasure and happiness to allow us to feel true pain and sadness, and mocks us with our own insignificance."
Give me your best quote 23 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
The ships in Pearl Harbor weren't safe.
Sign inside an elevator 5 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Then you better get started on a study, I'll be a reviewer.
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get roasted 4 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Water is better coffee than Starbucks.
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d*ckpressed 7 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
I've got all the dick I need, just nothing to put it in.
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Just saying 7 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
What if I don't have a life to move on to?
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A look inside the magnificent Cincinnati Public Library that held over 300,000 books 5 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
I wonder if there are any Vashta Nerada
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When you don't have any armor but you need the XP 10 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Maybe he is trying to stuff a grenade in the anus. I imagine that would be a weak point to attack on this creature.
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Can we get some recognition for The Desert Fox? 33 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
You've never been a soldier if that's what you think. And if you were a soldier, you weren't a good one (maybe by your definition, but that is actually a bad soldier).
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They're all dentists and stuff 14 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Then who hasn't at least one?
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Guys with good conscience 13 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Samuel J. Seymour died in 1956, and he was the last remaining person who had witnessed Lincoln's assassination.
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They're all dentists and stuff 14 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Do homemade porns count?
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If you ever wanted to be a hobbit, Google tells you hobbit meal times 8 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Isn't this pretty much being a Brit?
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The liquid that pours itself - Polyethylene Oxide 11 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
I use this stuff all the time as a precipitant to promote nucleation and subsequent growth of my crystals. It's a polymer, so it does have a lot of cool properties.
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Wise choice 5 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Build a paper boat out of it and still have more money than you could ever need.
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I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL 14 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
That sounds like it could be a bit fun, though.
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Look at me! I am lion now 4 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
What if he is pretending to be a flower?
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Almost nailed it 6 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
The best part is the dog is not even phased; ready to go to whatever is next.
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In case you need to compliment someone 5 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Actually, the sun is not giving people vitamin D. The UV radiation triggers signaling pathways that effectuate cholecalciferol biosynthesis.
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How unfair 37 comments
darthsagacious · 3 years ago
Who even thought of this? Who convinced other people this was even a thing to try? How is this even remotely an appropriate thing to do? Wtf? I understand the biochemistry of why it works, but that doesn't explain the fucked up psychology of people actually doing it.
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