HELL NO!!! AS SOON AS I SEE THAT THING I KILL IT!! LITTLE SHIT GONNA TRY AND TAKE MY SOUL AT NIGHT!!

Wow... That statue gets more girls than I do. xD

Clever girl..

OMFG!!!! FREAKING SLY!!!!! :D

This made me feel uncomfortable for some odd reason...

Your username is epic af..

This kid will go places... FAR places

I hate it when jesus comes into my house, riding on a velociraptor, and throwing books at me...

I know what I'd do... I'd just hold up a recording of Chewbacca's roar from the movie up to the phone!

Wait... how does the son know his mom tried to take his dad's pants off... O.o

This is me on every social media site... .-.

you're making me moist

but.... i thought we was friends... :(

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who has a beaver as a pet??

Who read this in their actual voices? XD

Of the YEAR?? More like Bitch of the FUCKING CENTURY!!!

The number of likes (at least when I saw it) was 666... O.o

I imagine the song "Turn Down For What" playing in the background...

Imagine playing a Sonic game on this... O.o