"Wow I have failed myself."

BOOKS. LOTS OF BOOKS.

THIS IS PERFECT YOU ARE AMAZING IM CRYING

I'm terrified of butterflies so THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER

Doing this to my friend brb

Is jaden trying to be funny or is he just stupid

When you open a pack of gum at school

This made me laugh so freaking hard

"How does it feel to be on the moon?"
"I literally can't even."

YES.

OH MY FRICKING LORD TAKE MY MONEY

"O-Oh my god"

The flamingo one is just sad

wow *joyous sigh*

I'm terrified of butterflies so this moment would not be so joyous for me

"You just ruined this whole thing"

SHES FANTASTIC

So this is what it's like delivering pizza to a swim meet...

Pfft... Wha- SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

My neighbor is wearing this

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DOG THIS IS