Gary motherf*ckin' Oak

Diaval and Draco Malfoy fused: bird form.

Well, then in a parallel universe Loki is my roommate. *wiggles eyebrows*

"I have Ebola!"
"Dude, that's gross!"
"Don't you talk about her that way!"

Y'know 'Charlie, Charlie' was banned in my school today. My teacher had a long talk with us about how we need to 'protect our souls'. Only a few people actually did it.

*waits for loki_laufeyson* Wait. Loki's gone. *cries in a corner*

I don't think it will kill me, but I have a slight case of scoliosis. I hope it doesn't get worse.

My friend actually met him, and she said he was very nice. Also, (sort of unrelated note) my other friend's friend met David Tennant! Why are my friends so lucky?!

TAYLOR!

He had so much potential! *screams at the sky* Why?!

He looks like, "Heard you were talkin' shit."

Two years ago I helped my grandmother out with trick-or-treaters on Halloween. There were a couple of boys that came to the door who were a couple years older than me. They joked around and complimented me on my costume. I gave them some candy, and when I stepped into my grandmother's kitchen she started teasing me about them. "They were flirting with you," she said. "They wanted to find out how ooold you are and get your phooone number."

Rarity: That's my sign!

Aww... Bruce is crying, the poor thing.

Quicksilver: *pulls down the boy's pants in public using his superspeed* You didn't see that coming?

Sometimes I see my friends with their fathers. It only makes me know all too well what I have missed over the years. They laugh and cry together, just as I laugh and cry with my own mother. I never knew my father, but he has the best of luck from me. Good luck to you, Father. Good luck.