He looks like he doesn't give a single fuck

*flies into space*

It looks like a magical potion that would give you health or something in a fantasy game.

'Pregnancy belly to give birth to dog-baby'
WHY

Maybe I do give Coke to plants. You don't know me

The Outernet is scary

Tell him all your info, he's a professional.

I feel ya bro

"Go to bed you fuckboy"

Me if I ever become a criminal

RAWR I AM A FIERCE LION I WILL EAT YOU ALL
"Oh hey gurl, nice to see you here."

I think I have just been out beautiful-ed by a cow.

Is this what Martin Freeman is like when he's angry

"Fuck your decent picture, I'm fabulous."

"Miss, please let the other customers order something. You have ordered enough to feed an army."

"Oh, you're going to make a whole Facebook status about how you caught me, just fan-fucking-tastic."

Gold

"What the hell was that?!" screamed the anus two minutes later. Not mine, credit goes to some person on Tumblr.

"Release me small human"

DO I HEAR WEDDING BELLS

'Deg deg'

I do it too, but putting it this way sounds savage.

Cheaper than a movie?