What?

Also happens when I wear something with big pockets.

I think I’d just pack it in and head to the nearest sports bar.

No wonder people are able to hide bodies there.

Is this ... what? It’s real? Should it be in water? Can it walk?

Honestly, I think I blink more than I breath

But how can you concentrate on what they are saying?

No. I do not like this.

She’s better off

The rules are for OTHER people. Their dog is perfect.

What does it do?

Please don’t wear shit like this. It’s scary enough out there. Kids don’t need something else to be afraid of.

I’m not a huge fan of dogs but I think this is kind of mean. If the dog has trouble standing, give him a ledge to sit on or lower the baby. Don’t make him stand just to love his new charge

No. Oh no. Nonononono. This made me rub my face. And we’re not supposed to be touching our face!

Beautiful. And the owner of this dog better have a LOT of energy because those are some spirited breeds.

Shit. The first three comments on this post are complete asshats.

WTF.

I like the Reno 911 show. But that’s all I’ve seen

What’s with the bandage on her arm? Are they known for shooting up? Giving blood?

Kind of sucks anyone would have to have a comeback.

Fu-king finally.

A go fund me was set up for this guy and raised like 100k. The woman is now saying she should get have that money

Care Bear stare!!

Huh. That’s...um... Huh