Also Herschel, Rutherford, and Kelvin.

I guess 14 comments makes this a moderately successful troll.

Yeah, but there's anchovies in the salad dressing.

I need this.

Here's another technology hint: put a lid on the pan. It will boil much quicker.

Sudowoodo

Aslan looks hungry.

Only matters what your crush looks like to you.

I have no idea who these people are, but I like it.

But, in case you're interested, the current price of gas in Germany translates to $5.57/gallon.

So, in these other states, what? We're going to deport your dog?

Better evacuate your house immediately.

I should just go to snopes and find everything that is "false" or "mostly false" and post it here. They are so popular.

Internet has an insatiable appetite for stuff that never happened.

The cats and dogs are kind of mixed up there. Not unheard of for people to eat dogs -- but I have never heard of anyone eating a cat.

Dramatizes how much people are willing to pay to not live in Texas.

Thing is... an ultrasound doesn't show you the baby exactly -- it shows you a cross-section through the baby. Which is why the face looks so gruesome.

I see the McDonalds case extensively discussed here. What nobody seems to know is that the plaintiffs claim was that McDonalds was serving coffee much hotter than common practice.
I still think the McDonalds lawsuit is BS, but it was different BS than most people think.