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Professor 5 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Wish I could read the part on the left.
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Little kids crack me up 5 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Actually, only two men or two women can love each other *exactly* the same way. If it's a man and a woman, there are some necessary differences.
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c*ckpit of SR-71 Blackbird 2 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
50 year old technology.
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@sweden/ seth 6 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Is this Ken M's understudy?
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Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Just want to point out that a hostile work environment is one thing, and moronic comments on the internet is another.
Ouch 18 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Racists love pointing out that as recently as 50 years ago, most racists were Democrats.
*flex* 12 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
I would've said that's a completely white guy face, but obviously I'm wrong.
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*flex* 12 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
I am sorry, I doubt he's Hawaiian, he looks like a haole.
How a bar code works 6 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
This is not the UPC bar code.
My blood tastes like orange juice and toothpaste 19 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Mine is seriously caffeinated.
Anon becomes chad-lite 5 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Correlation is not causation.
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Any year now 4 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Sadly, that appears to be Lexan.
No habla ingles 1 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
No english is fine. No french would be an issue.
Food for thought 13 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
emsmariee
Edit: on the gram.
· Edited 6 years ago
Vladimir vladimirovitch 11 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
"Might be."
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....Someone make this a copypasta 13 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Larry Nabisco for mayor of Boston!
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And being with my pets 2 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
This seems inconsistent with wanting to post memes.
That's crazy 14 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
I'm more concerned that he left an empty roll.
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The stock market 3 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Yeah, this isn't right. Obviously.
Now this is Real Life! 3 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Pro tip: babies are gravity feed. Keep them upright for proper operation.
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Thank you Cpt planet 6 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
reduce reuse recycle
The more you know 6 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Who has a database of Teutonic furries?
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Experiment 113 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
Trolling 101: post two contrasting stupid comments by two stupid people.
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Adult dollar 3 comments
dcottingham · 6 years ago
In my day, we called a $20 bill a yuppie food stamp.
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