MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP

Was Constantinople.

This never gets old.

Am I the only person who thinks this is absolutely the worst Christmas song ever recorded?

Arbeit macht frei.

I guess kids these days haven't heard Sippy Wallace sing "Women Be Wise."

Some people like seeing idiots put down -- but my favorite internet is an argument in which each and every people is a complete moron.

Google "trump lizard person":
"An armed Washington state man stopped in the middle of an intersection last month to fight 'lizard people' because President Trump told him to, police said."

It diffuses in one direction. I think it's called an elliptical diffuser.

From wikipedia: "The strawberry is an aggregate fruit with an aggregate of achenes, and what is eaten is accessory tissue."
Learn something new every day.

Hospitals? How they gonna make any money in a hospital?

"your platform is in flames"

How does the CO from the stove get out?

Aluminum deserves more respect. Aluminum is awesome.

Going bananas.

Doesn't matter. Instead, take a poll of girls that have a desperate crush on you.