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dcottingham


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Bf: Please dont wrap present in duckttape Me: Okay okay no duckttape this time 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Do not, absolutely do not, get that confused with the KY.
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Really activates the almonds 22 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
For example, PC means we don't tell Trump voters that they are morons, because that would be impolite.
Time is but an illusion measured by whispering bananas 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Banana bread.
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Free room and board 19 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Because OP does not regard the people Breivik murdered as people.
Argument against 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Solar is better.
When someone says white people are the cause of the worlds problems 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Some people actually manage to be a world problem.
Shut up Allie 15 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Is it true that men beat women at everything? I wasn't aware of that.
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I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Add this to the list of things I read on the internet I never saw in real life. I have never heard a woman say she doesn't like short guys.
You're welcome 27 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Can we have Popeye's secret recipe?
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I have a mighty need 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
But gun nuts have a need to feel oppressed.
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Danger puppies 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Is the wolf saving this snack for later?
Shrimp stress 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Gastronomic apartheit.
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A solid 4.3 out og 5 rating 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Wait, there's a beach in Missouri?
It's Too Much Weight 20 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Fun fact: "entitlement spending" means money the government is required, by its own laws, to spend.
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It's Too Much Weight 20 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I love it when people state utterly baseless BS and call it an undisputed fact.
Even better when they call it a scientific fact.
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Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Actually, fun fact, biologists do not regard viruses as a form of life.
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Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
BTW, that baby in the photo is at least 3 months old. Or, I guess I should say, 12 months after conception.
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This ish is bananas 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
In Hawaii, I don't know how many you can get for $5, but the ones you get are excellent.
Do not question our Fearless Leader! 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Just don't expect a coherent answer.
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Gonna go smoke some ketchup 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Smoked marinara...scuse me, I gotta fire up the grill.
Spoilt for choice 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Statistics so far: 2 out of 3 guests are retarded.
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Alex jones just tweeted this 8 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
The downward slide has to start somewhere.
Arkansas Doesn't Mess Around 12 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Please overlook any unavoidable collateral damage.
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Alex jones just tweeted this 8 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
"Alex Jones just tweeted this."
What more need be said.
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A fund-raiser I can get behind! 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Seriously. This.
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