Bf: Please dont wrap present in duckttape Me: Okay okay no duckttape this time 7 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
Do not, absolutely do not, get that confused with the KY.
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Really activates the almonds 22 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
For example, PC means we don't tell Trump voters that they are morons, because that would be impolite.
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Free room and board 19 comments
Shut up Allie 15 comments
I really can't f**ken belive there's such heartless people out there 31 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
Add this to the list of things I read on the internet I never saw in real life. I have never heard a woman say she doesn't like short guys.
I have a mighty need 7 comments
It's Too Much Weight 20 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
Fun fact: "entitlement spending" means money the government is required, by its own laws, to spend.
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It's Too Much Weight 20 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
I love it when people state utterly baseless BS and call it an undisputed fact.
Even better when they call it a scientific fact.
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Even better when they call it a scientific fact.
Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
Oof. Pro-facts 48 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
BTW, that baby in the photo is at least 3 months old. Or, I guess I should say, 12 months after conception.
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This ish is bananas 7 comments
dcottingham
· 5 years ago
In Hawaii, I don't know how many you can get for $5, but the ones you get are excellent.
Do not question our Fearless Leader! 4 comments
Gonna go smoke some ketchup 4 comments
Spoilt for choice 7 comments
Alex jones just tweeted this 8 comments
Arkansas Doesn't Mess Around 12 comments
Alex jones just tweeted this 8 comments