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Animals with Misleading Names 2 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Guinea pig.

It's not what on the outside that counts but what's on the inside. Spoiler: 10 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

I dunno, a heart pretty much needs to be braised, so the fat has to be trimmed anyhow.

I could watch this show 19 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Most people don't live in the middle of a big city. How about a show about millenials trying to find a home, in the places they actually are?

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Summer is coming guys 3 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Switch that water spray to LN and it'll be good.

A choir 4 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Whoosh.

Don't bully the cropping, and that's an order 1 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

So much competition for the title. But the clear winner: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/

Forbidden cocoa 3 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

DIdn't know corporations could watch movies.

Pluto comeback 6 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Does it matter than Sagan died 10 years before the IAU changed the definition of "planet"?

Please teach them actually right 10 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

This meme should have a trigger warning.
Apparently.

That's why I buy Adidas and Hugo Boss 12 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Pretty near a dollar.

Happy birthday to..... Youyou 1 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Not the first, by about 70 years. But it's a joke, so I'll shut up now.

1 sheep+99lion vs 1 lion+99 sheep, which side will win? 4 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

"Almost all internet quote are misattributed." -- Ghandi

The old gods and the new demand that women hide themselves 35 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Try walking down the street in Omaha naked and tell me how *that* goes.

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But don't worry, they'll bring in treats on Fridays 9 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Important info 7 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Perhaps guest meant, you are singular.

We 12 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Yes, Your Majesty.

Oopsie 6 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

AI has its limitations.

Archaeologists are wild 2 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

There's some handy dating advice right there.

Of course 1 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

This is kinda profound.

Boobs, try flashing once 14 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Crash Bandicoot.

bruh 1 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

Kind of a Dr Seuss thing going on.

Black Panther could have used more white people. The guys didn't even talk Wakanda 13 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

I guess the bot that posted this must be all wound up about Thomas Jefferson getting played by Daveed Diggs.

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Well, I will miss the Moon 18 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

About John McCain: "He's not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."

Well, I will miss the Moon 18 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Well, I will miss the Moon 18 comments

dcottingham · 5 years ago

“MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!”