Oh look! What a cute little piece of wall!

You wouldn't have voted me down if I were a kangaroo.

Your first comment was stronger before you brought up Woodrow Wilson. It is pretty well known that the Democratic Party was the party of slavery and racism before, during, and for some decades after the Civil War. It was in the lates sixties that there was a mass defection of bigots from the Democrats to Republicans, largely engineered by Nixon. He called it the "Southern strategy."

Looks like butternut squash, and that is consistent with the unphotoshopped label in the upper right.

The smaller ones are septagons.

It doesn't always work. It does always increase the chances of success.

So there was a famous moonshiner named Perry Martin, from Arkansas. He had a reputation for making an excellent product. His moonshine was often referred to as PM. I don't think there's anything else in his story that matches this meme.

Mostly people are in denial.

Wisdom cannot be given, it must be gathered.

It's a meme. Of course it's fake.

I think it's the cheap sunglasses.

I just think it's funny people still say dial when there hasn't been a phone with a dial for 50 years.