dcottingham

dcottingham


— dcottingham Report User
The new burger is here 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Burger-kkake.
These are confusing times 2 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
At the end of the self marriage ceremony, the minister can say "OK, now you can go f*ck yourself."
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Turnabout is fair play 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I remember Tom DeLay's mugshot -- that was a guy who knew his mugshot was going to be on every news site, and he was well dressed with a smile on his face.
The smile did look a little strained tho.
Not sure why he's surprised. Everybody owns a W̶a̶t̶e̶r̶ Buffalo... 8 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Now we know where they roam.
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People have revolted for a helluva lot less 13 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
This idea that the 2nd amendment is so you can shoot the police is of course utter bullshit, but surprisingly common.
But O'Rourke put that poorly -- it's completely American to stand up against the government, when it doesn't involve murdering people.
This made me happy :) 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Got sign "Number of days since gun fatality." Same as where i work.
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Don't give me hope 12 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
A lot of them.
We did it boys, sexism is no more 11 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Whoosh.
Handsome friend detector 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
He forgot where he buried them.
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13, 14, 15 13 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
I never thought of this as military time. I mean it's not like only the military uses 24 hour time.
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It can't be 19 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Really, the amount of bullshit here is extremely impressive.
Girly solidarity 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
The show must go on.
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What if I told you 6 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Why is he dreaming of pyramids?
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For your joy 7 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Silicone is not a big milk producer.
Well ok 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Finance it with a bridge loan.
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Maybe I am the toxic person 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Instead of getting rid of the toxic people, just keep hitting back the antidote.
It can't be 19 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
This meme is offensive to idiots.
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Looks like it'll turn into a Poo-hD 20 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
karenljones dot net
Google is amazing.
Hey, at least is isn’t Caesar’s 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Eating his lunch.
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Oklahoma giving Florida a run for their money 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
So, where can you buy powdered radioactive uranium?
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Only some of you will get this. 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Guy was kind of creepy, but seems he had an audience.
Scottish compilation 5 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
They have Krispy Kreme in Scotland?
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Truth be told 4 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Also, a lot of people think they are hated for being Nazis when, in fact, they are hated for being Nazis.
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Beyond 30 you ded bruh 3 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
And then?
Ass hair? 1 comments
dcottingham · 5 years ago
Not a pleasant picture.
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