I have the feeling I've seen this movie...

Can confirm.

A little nova will take care of that.

An example of how Schulz was so accepting of nontraditional families.

All trolling internet BS aside -- go find a copy of The Iron Dream by Norman Spinrad. This mindbending book is a sort of standard issue "mighty hero with a magic weapon defeats the hordes of evil monsters" -- except it's as written by an alternate universe Adolf Hitler. You will never look at this genre the same again.

"this is the sort of thing the media should be concentrating on" I'm glad for your Mom but the media needs no further encouragement, they give us more than enough of this stuff.

I have a different theory. She doesn't have a crush on you because she just doesn't. Mop up your tears and move on. Find another crush, ask her out, maybe she'll say yes.

How can you say 19 is ugly?! For one thing, 19 is prime, and 20 is a lame-ass composite.

It's a matter of personal preference, what kind of reasoning would be involved?

If only they knew back then that you have to inject the disinfectant.

Only those so-called smart guys know the answer, and who needs them?

Recently McCain said she'll be voting for Biden. I guess everybody has their limits.

That dog has become one with the universe.

"President of what? Where is that?"