Furniture delivery guys: "Time to watch Bonfire of the Vanities."

I can just imagine most of the world looking at this like "with who? who are these guys?"

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

A cathouse of my very own.

Well, at least you won't be voting *against* him.

Come on, people, Cthulhu does not come out of the ocean, he doesn't friggin *fit* in the ocean.

That last point I'm a little unclear on.

Some years back. Cable guy is fixing the cable, and my two year old says "Why is his skin brown?" Cable guy is black, we are white. I say "Well, I'm going to guess that maybe his mommy and his daddy have brown skin" and cable guys says that's exactly right.

This is inevitable. It is what has always happened, and it is surely happening now.
Thing is, people keep coming up with new prejudices as fast as the old ones become irrelevant.

Someone was quoting me this statistic about more people then died in Viet Nam. I can't think of anything more unrelated. The Viet Nam war isn't famous for a huge amount of death, it's famous for bad strategy, bad tactics, and 18 year old men who couldn't afford college being used as cannon fodder.

Let it dry for 5 minutes, then spray on tan.

Most Americans don't understand Social Security, so it's not too surprising this guy has the story pretty much screwed up.

This is so cute, it makes up for the bot being oblivious to the calendar.

Schroedinger.