dcottingham

dcottingham


— dcottingham Report User
Mmmmmmm cheeeeeeese 12 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
What about the moon? Is the moon sexist?
I would say Karma is a B but hope he gets better 1 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Is there some contradiction here? I mean, did he expect to be spared from Allah's wrath?
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Gamers unite!! 3 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Harsh.
Damn that's cool and all, you guys making improvised gas bombs yet? 6 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
I don't see how you can be an atheist and at the same time a satanist.
Don’t @ me 4 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Hope springs eternal.
#coronavirus 9 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Some people say the Earth is round, but I look around and it sure seems locally Euclidean.
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We're gonna need more garlic, generally 14 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
I cannot stress enough, clean as you go. Or as Alton Brown says, if you have time to lean, you have time to clean. It changes everything.
Another great rule: mise en place. You know how the cooking shows have all these ingredients in little dishes, ready to use? Actually do this. I use custard cups.
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What say 9 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Yup, and the answer is:
Politicians: plenty
Teachers: not much
What say 9 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
I dunno, we pay movie stars plenty and there's still no shortage of stupid movies.
#coronavirus 9 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
CVS closed? I hadn't heard of any places where CVS is closing. Certainly not around here.
An apple a day, and all that jazz 4 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
More ethanol, please.
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Knees and toes. 18 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Next up: The Wheels on the Bus...
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That's Shakespeare, boys. That's Shakespeare. 5 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail.
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Guys am I doing this right? 7 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Are those UV bulbs?
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Car crash survivors showing the lifesaving effects of seatbelts 14 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
5 out of 9 crash survivors are inked.
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Welcome 2 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Bearing in mind that radio hosts are paid to troll.
I've never understood this 7 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Carpet bombing is a war crime. Now. I guess it wasn't when the US invented it in WWII.
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Some people need a bit more then just confidence 5 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
It's not about confidence that she'll say yes -- that's not confidence, that's delusion.
It's about confidence that no matter how it turns out, you can deal with it.
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Well.. NO. t*ts are t*ts 7 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Or male.
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Chin chin 8 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Apparently I am misinformed.
Anyone sharing my love for ramen 9 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
I am not disappointed.
Wake up and put your tinfoil hats on 2 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Just wanted to comment that 1) this website is real, but 2) seems to be a commercial venture, selling related merchandise.
Speech 100 1 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Years ago, this guy I knew, who grew up in India, told me that when he first came to the US, he kept telling people, you don't have to speak so slowly, I understand English pretty well.
He finally figured out that people in the US just speak English slower than Indians do.
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One of the few times Instagram can be funny, credit to @dudewithsign 2 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Ditto Webex. And double ditto for Microsoft f'ing Teams.
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Badass barbara 13 comments
dcottingham · 4 years ago
Never mess with a Southern woman.
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