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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
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and yet, he is every fangirl's dream 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And that gorgeous girl! Who is she?
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and yet, he is every fangirl's dream 21 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Oh my god, look at that beautiful creature!
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good for you, sammy 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Don't forget Dr Sexy!!!
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That's a bit harsh Steam 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I always got into trouble for using British pronounciations instead of American.
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School and p*ssy 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
At least mine (my school that is) never poured blood once a month, though I have heard that bloodshed is common in the more violent schools.
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Oh magneto, 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Also in the Avengers vs X-men storyline, Magneto channelled the magnetic fields of other planets and hit Stark.
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Body Scans: Fat vs Fit. 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And not forgetting the articles that do of course exist, but are highly confidential, yes?
Samurai sword earphones 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
D'aawh, thank you gibby.
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Ridiculously powerful picture 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
White people are depriving ET of water?
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A horrible death 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*gets Sam and Dean to bind a reaper*
*places twerk-curse on everyone who twerks*
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Star Wars vs Star Trek 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I guess they're both pretty epic, but my preference is Star Wars, because most of the main characters have some sort of special ability, whereas in star trek, they're just highly skilled (which isn't a bad thing)
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Heaters 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
So is it better to look hot or be cool?
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Oh magneto, 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*Spiderman taking pictures for the paper and fist-bumping me*
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Oh magneto, 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*me in the background making a video for youtube*
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*Tom Hiddleston taking bow off* 36 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What pajamas?
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Lucy y u no age?! 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Just wait till she reaches 60, she'll turn into a shrivelled prune. That's how asians evolve.
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Body Scans: Fat vs Fit. 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
^Exactly! Practically everyone knows about STD's and alcohol, but it seems lately people would rather justify being fat and lazy (if that is the case, I'm not saying everyone who's obese is a lazy slob) rather than trying to do something about it.
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A beautiful tradition in india 53 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Not that long. Most of the women are skilled in applying it, or some use stamps, so the art itself doesn't take too long, but then you have to wait for the mendhi/henna to sorta soak into and dye your skin. The girls at our school brought some a few times and we gave ourselves temporary tatts.
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Llamas font 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
http://llamafont.com/ if you wanna try it
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Just don't 28 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Exactly, they're a couple and they're proud of it. Maybe they want to show off, but that's their business. This usually pisses off people who have trouble getting into relationships.
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Fat people 16 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Actually, that does help. Still not a great idea to eat a whole pizza, but your body burns up most of the carbs and fat.
Ouch 8 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
And you'll only be able to do that for a limited time.
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Kim K was ugly as f*ck 5 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Only Jafar didn't have two globes down his robes.
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Just don't 28 comments
deadpool007 · 10 years ago
Just outta curiosity, why not?
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