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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
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If you could choose one 52 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
The new Captain America suit looks pretty amazing, but I'm still going for Iron Man.
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If you could choose one 52 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I would choose black widow just so I could say I got into her pants.
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Measles outbreak in California 41 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its basically people who don't know the facts, but jump to conclusions and decide that they know better than people with medical degrees.
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all hail the never ending curve of tomatoes 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, they better be prepared to provide me with my never ending curve of tomatoes.
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Where did his hair go? 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Thanks Obama.
Can't even keep a guys hair on his head.
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When to Change/Wash 28 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
2nd base seems a lot less inviting now.
Just a Friendly Reminder from the Flint Police Department 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I think this is an excellent idea
Being fat has its perks 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Unless its by flesh eating zombies who want more flesh.
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Pharrell's dad 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*gasp* liek if diz post hurtz ur feelingz
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'carlisle'?? 62 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ky-rohn
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They want equality, don't they? 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Dying breed? Are you referring to a specific type of guy or all guys?
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Thor's Sister 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wow. I'm impressed, I admire your response and would like to be your internet friend.
So I heard you guys like Korra 33 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He can pretty much post what he wants, some of us actually enjoy his freakishly weird brand of humor. If what he was doing was really that bad, the FS gods would have banned him by now. If they see it fit that he stay, then who are we to complain?
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Today in Math 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
In SA, we have chemistry and physics combined into one subject.
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They want equality, don't they? 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
"Women deserve to have fun poked at them too!!"
"The patriarchy is opressing our humor!"
Nb. These would be feminazis, not real feminists.
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Someone get him some ointment for that burn 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I wouldn't really call that a burn though he was an idiot for asking that question without bothering to find out anything 1st.
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Completely Accurate. 31 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*cringes forever*
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Vegans take it too far sometimes 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hell, if you make your child go on a vegan diet I'll assume you're batshit crazy.
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Today in Math 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I guess we should get physical then, cause a reaction perhaps.
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You dumb motherf*cker 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I hope he gets chronic syphilis too
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Don't do that 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I can't beleaf I fell for that.
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Thor's Sister 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to say, but in the latest Marvel comics, the power of Thor is weilded by a female, because the original Thor is no longer worthy of Mjolnir. The female still uses the name Thor though.
Thor's Sister 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Isn't that a cosplay of the new thor? Who is in fact a female.
Music & teenagers nowadays 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I can't stand that song.
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Work it 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
And the nurse is cooking
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