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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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I send prayers for my panties. 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Just when you thought Puberty couldn't do any better.
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puns 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Chinese lumberjack? Cho Ping
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Anyone else feel this way? 40 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Yeah, but as stated, with pitbulls, most people are rather afraid to approach them, so reassurance is needed. With vegans, no-one really cares if you're a vegan. I'd appreciate it if someone let me know their pet isn't violent.
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Is Pepsi okay? 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure it was part of the ritual to prepare them for sacrifice
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Parental feels 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Goofy's like the best dad ever. No such thing as trying too hard with him.
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Just Do It 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Vaccination is pretty much the best choice. I wasn't vaccinated for chicken pox and ended up with some horrible scars, my sister escaped. You can't rely on your immune system alone, or on natural remedies.
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The weirdest ring bearer 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Now that's how you get married with SWAG.
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A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*whispers* my name is one word.
A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
LONDON
You guys are smart, think of more XD 64 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Large explosion hypothesis (not a band, I know.)
You guys are smart, think of more XD 64 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Uncomplicated Preparation
You guys are smart, think of more XD 64 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Questioning Alexandria
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Important to remember 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hell yeah!
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THOMAS THE SKANK 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
They're 2 they're 4 they're 6 they're 8
A messy gangbang is his fate!
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How to raise a happy child 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
So... Don't open up a can of whoop-ass?
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Russian roulette 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I WATCHED THIS AS A CHILD AND I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER!
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Hair clap 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
#HairGoals.
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A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
All of it.
If you could choose one 52 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Why thank you.
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A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
We are indeed, we should rule the world milady.
A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Yay me (^-^) and yay you too (^-^)
Congratulations! 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm probably damned for laughing at that
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How to computer 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
It works half the time, so why not?
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A supporter of true equality 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
But I do care what your fandoms and ships are because that could decide your fate.
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