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deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Classic kanye 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He looks like a kid that's been forced to go on a road trip with people he hates.
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Do you remember what just happened? 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I watch Supernatural's ones because it usually gives you hints about what the episode will be about.
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No, I feel cheated 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wait, british people had a court case to decide if a brand of chips could be classified as potato chips?
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Pallas's Cat 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
It looks like an old chinese man that's tired of giving you life advice coz you keep fucking up anyway.
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She ded 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Do you want water bourn diseases? Because that's how you get water bourne diseases.
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I'd want to die either way. 20 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Sooo, how would you like me to do the murders?
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To clear any confusion about redheads 86 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Up top bro *high fives back*
To clear any confusion about redheads 86 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Hell, I like both.
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And I thought I was lucky when I found a quarter yesterday 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I sense someone made a deal at the crossroads...
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The colors of coolness 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Also the coolness of weight loss
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Knowing is half the battle! 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, no surprise there.
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Oops 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What a cat-astrophe
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science 18 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What if you took the highway from LA to Tokyo?
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Is Pepsi okay? 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Spicy hot chocolate doesn't sound so bad. Then again, I'm indian, so 80% of what eat can set your intestines on fire.
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Congress Opposes 6 weeks of Paid Leave, yet enjoys 33 weeks of Paid Leave 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Good job, you managed to fit the entire thing in the title, making the picture redundant.
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Kaboom 23 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Natural selection is beautiful
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tfios yey 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
"I put the thing into battle, even though it doesn't have the power to attack."
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One of the best cards I found 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
That face! So.. Irresistable.
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Octo legend 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Imagine if people did that... Porn would be so weird, like a gangbang would be a bunch of guys tearing off their dicks and throwing it at a girl.
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Homophobia 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Although some conversations are awkward because I'll point out a girls boobs and he'll point out how her top doesn't match her shoes.
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Homophobia 5 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I honestly used to be afraid of homosexuals, mainly because the ones in my school were the "in your face" type who would do anything to make you uncomfortable (including grabbing your ass) but after school I made a few homosexual friends and found out that lots of them are actually better company than most straight people.
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Generation Gap 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I love Lego, be it the real thing or the gaming version.
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In Sweden there is a hotel completely made out of ice and snow 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*Elsa intensifies*
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Eminem wannabes everywhere 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Did I mention white south african christian rap? They incorporate Zulu in their raps, so you'll also get "iJesu is my nigga, umata wami
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Eminem wannabes everywhere 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Ever hear white christian rap? Its a thing. And its scary.
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