Well, if that's how you view the world, your friends must really suck.

I blame the Regular Show.

I'm pretty sure "they" died quite a while ago, considering how many times I've seen this.

Benedict is their greatest contribution imo.

That's why wrestlers can have movie careers, because they're always actors anyway.

No, because BDSM is fun. Furries aren't that accepted yet.

HAHA, YOUR DAD LEFT! To go to the bathroom before he even started his meal.

I've seen posts like this so often this one hardly affected me, except for the breathing one.

She deserved that.

And meatballs are just skinless sausages.

Unless I need food.

I NEED THIS!!!

I'm torn between admiring how amazing this looks, but feeling bad that someone cut up a book.

To be completely honest, I'm having some trouble understaing what she's saying.

I'll always choose chocolate over any other flavor.

The insomnia one annoys me the most. If you stay up because you're chatting on your phone, it doesn't mean you have insomnia. If you try every fucking thing you can to fall asleep and it still doesn't work, then you have insomnia.

That theory makes more sense than his name

Now, block out his eyes and imagine his nostrils are the eyes.

Tbh, I liked this lois more than the one from Man of Steel.

Don't forget my amazing eloquence until I actually have to have a conversation. Then I stutter and splutter until I have to shut up.

If you being yourself means being a douche, don't expect people to accept you for it.