Deadpool

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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

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Babewatch 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or girls
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Top detectives 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Maybe because that's predictable and pretty easy to find?
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This hoe IS loyal 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
In fact, it makes no sense to call someone a hoe and expect them to be loyal.
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This hoe IS loyal 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Is she still a hoe if she was loyal?
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You have fancy knives and swords, but I have a perfect weapon 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Yes! A midget that came in through the vents! I believe the Pc term is "vertically challenged"
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ANSELLLL 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Lol, I don't know xD but judging from the heights of the other funsubbers, I think you drew me right.
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ANSELLLL 17 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Wouldn't wanna upset gibby now, would we?
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You have fancy knives and swords, but I have a perfect weapon 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
One post for each season
*scowls at enigma*
No, it was a dwarf!
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Candy 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
But absolutely brilliant at being an asshole.
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Is it just me or is a baby anything cute? 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Depends on the timing. If its late at night, its not cute at all. But during the day? Holding a crying baby to your chest/shoulder and hearing the sobs subside and feeling the warmth of their body, and sensing that tiny heartbeat. That's probably the cutest they get. And one of the best feelings too.
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Is it just me or is a baby anything cute? 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Except brand-new-born human. They only get cute a few days later.
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Babewatch 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, you'd better call that lifeguard fast. Coz you might drown trying to cure that much thirst.
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Leaving a party 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
He's going clueing for looks
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The stark reality of iron-man 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Zod*
This bastard could get away with anything with these eyes 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Demon Dean the cat (because he's that cute anyway)
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Tumblr + Bands + February 14th 2 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I love it when you talk bands to me
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You have fancy knives and swords, but I have a perfect weapon 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*waits to see if anyone gets the reference*
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You have fancy knives and swords, but I have a perfect weapon 22 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What if it was made of compacted blood and bone that was frozen?
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Very insightful. Thank you 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
You literally just have to press one more button to get the decimal answer.
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Not only will it keep them away, it'll also make them feel 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
What if that's real?
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We all felt that 24 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Did someone stub their toe in his butt?
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American sex ed 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*a few days later*
"Dad, is Jesus in those naked women on Tv?"
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Goddamn these feels! 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
The voices made me do it