Deadpool

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Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

— Deadpool Report User
What shitty candy 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Yeah, I mean, here, I really like you, suck on my chocolate asshole.
Just when I thought face swaps couldn't get anymore terrifying 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Fucking hell, someone get the Winchesters up in here, we need help!
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I'm So Funny Sometimes 3 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or when you drop an album right before v-day and you read your fan's tweets about it.
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The queen has spoken 27 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Oh my god yes!!! She'll be perfect! They better find someone worthy of playing the beast beside her.
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Stop Calling Justin Bieber gay 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, you're welcome to your opinion. No accounting for taste I guess.
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Stop Calling Justin Bieber gay 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'm Deadpool. Nuff said.
When a spider bites you 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I did, and it wasn't at my house, so I don't know >:D
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Western media be like 30 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
DON'T TELL ME. My dad already ruined it for me by telling me who's the HYDRA agent.
Oh, the Supernatural struggle... 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its a horrible feeling, the wait between episodes after you've been marathoning. Ugh
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Western media be like 30 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I still watched, I need to keep watching
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Western media be like 30 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I actually didn't want to watch Agents of Shield after this ep. I felt so terrible for him:(
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Why did you do it? 6 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
All the main characters in the trilogy had some sort of psychological problem/issue (except Gordon and Rachel)
Ra'as al ghul - superiority complex/sociopath
Crane- well, y'know, some sorta sicko who enjoys scaring people
Two-face - trauma of getting his body burned and losing the woman he loved made him insane
Bane - also superiority complex and sociopathic tendencies
Batman - loss of his parents drove him to becoming a costumed vigilante.
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When a spider bites you 11 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
When I was a kid, my dad had told me the microwave has radiation, and I knew spidey was bitten by a radioactive spider, so I tried to microwave a spider and get it to bite me. The spider got microwaved, but it didn't survive to bite me.
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Stop Calling Justin Bieber gay 19 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Do people still call him gay? I thought we all just agreed that he's a douchebag.
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Emma Watson signing autographs vs Jennifer Lawrence signing autographs 26 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Sure you can, as long as you accept that people have the right to disagree with your opinion. Downvotes don't tell you you're wrong, they're an indication of disagreement.
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Bring him back! Who's with me? 13 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Like I said before, he made a good pre-spiderbite Peter, but he wasn't that great as Spidey. Spidey's supposed to be thin, but muscular, and pretty tall and lanky. Also, Tobey pretty much left out all the wisecracks and jokes. I liked his movies, but I wouldn't want him back as Spidey.
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most populated places 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Not always. Sometimes its because she just doesn't find you attractive due to your thirstiness or general douchebaggery, same from they guys side.
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texting your ex like 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Infact, you could offer assistance to hasten their demise.
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Good advice 7 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Now there's some inspiration right there!
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Emma Watson signing autographs vs Jennifer Lawrence signing autographs 26 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Maybe you should take another look at Miss Watson's pic...
I mean, Jen looks fucking adorable, but Emma, goddamn, I'd kill just to go out and have a milkshake with her.
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Hearing about Sony and Marvel's agreement! 8 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who noticed that Cap's uniform in age of ultron looks a lot like the ultimate universe uniform where Peter dies? I'm not saying that they're going to kill him (that would be stupid, they just got him) but that might give us some hints as to where Marvel might be taking the Spidey story. I really hope Sony let's them do a Sinister six.
Emma Watson signing autographs vs Jennifer Lawrence signing autographs 26 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I'd have the same amount of love for an autograph from either of them
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most populated places 12 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Don't worry, the friendzone is an imaginary place people have created to help them deal with people not sharing their affection. Its rather idiotic really.
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This hoe IS loyal 9 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Guys?
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