Deadpool

deadpool007


Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life - Artemis Fowl
My common sense is tingling- Deadpool

— Deadpool Report User
Umm I don't think this is how it works 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*sobs*
Oh no doctor, I was afraid of that.
Is there anything we can do to save her?
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Food protest 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Don't forget water, having to pass through those ape and come out all dirty. And then those fucknuggets have the gall to contaminate water with their filthy bodies.
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Food protest 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, oxygen has feelings too, its not like it WANTS to be converted into carbon dioxide just to keep you pathetic meat sacks alive.
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Not creepy but thought it should be said 38 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
There's a proper and improper way to downvote?
Huh, you learn something new everyday.
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Umm I don't think this is how it works 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
*insert another idiotic stereotype here*
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Not creepy but thought it should be said 38 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I don't know if you noticed, but everytime you complain about dislikes, you tend to get even more.
It seems rather needy. For upvotes. On a site full of strangers.
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It's true though 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Like the selfie stick.
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It's true though 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Though a list of modern inventions that we should be living without would be much longer. Much much much longer.
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TUMBLR 10 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Because they were born for a different time. We're the transitional generation. I've given up trying to change the mindsets of other adults, they're pretty much set in their ways. Our only hope is to influence the future generations by setting a better example for them.
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Umm I don't think this is how it works 25 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Maybe she'll have a sex change depending on the sex of the child.
Maybe I'm just trying not to lose hope in humanity.
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Western media be like 30 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
DON'T TELL ME!!!!!
You may or may not agree 4 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
NSFW much?
when i have a bad horoscope 24 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, I defy balls of burning gas millions of lightyears away everyday, because you know, they really have an impact on my personality and future. But I'm a rebel, so yeah. Fuck you stars.
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50 Shades of Nonsense 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Guess you could say he was fumbling so much, he was all thumbs
http://www.shots.net/media/articles/thumbnails/article_44963.jpg
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He completely deserved it 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or just google fml posts and click the 1st option.
I have one of those 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Well, Deadpool is Spidey's biggest fangirl, so no, I'm pretty sure I should have Spidey stuff.
Not creepy but thought it should be said 38 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Scientifically, you're just an evolved ape. Just as scientifically, everything we see is just our minds perception of light reflected off objects. Books are just a combination of letters strung together. But yeah, I agree, its the person's perception that matters most.
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It's ok 42 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I suggest a duel.
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Not creepy but thought it should be said 38 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Exactly.
I have one of those 15 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I have a Batman mug, an avengers cup, bowl and saucer set and a variety of Spiderman drinking vessels. No-one is allowed to use them except for me. It is law.
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Iron man would be an awesome parent. 14 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Its okay, Fury would bring him back to life.
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It's ok 42 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
OKAY
It's ok 42 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
I like the "errors" :3 they get me.
Nerdy hall prank 16 comments
deadpool007 · 9 years ago
Or that you have a basic knowledge of chemistry. Its not exactly rocket science.
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